London cab driver’s answer to a request from a Muslim passenger to turn off his radio.
(You just got to love the Brits.)
A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because, as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music.
In the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music; the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
The Arab Muslim asked him, “What are you doing?”
The cabbie answered, “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so p**s off and wait for the next camel.”